Golden Lotus Reserve (2 grams) by The Real Cannabis Chris

May 22, 2025 sinsemillaville

Strain 🍯💛🌷: Golden Lotus (2 grams) (LE:28/72) by The Real Cannabis Chris
Lineage/Genetics 🧬: ?
Setup ⚗️: Reverendmorse (Rig), Toro Terp Slide (Nail), Highly Educated SE (Pillar), Dab Rite Pro (Temp Reader), Disorderly Conduction (Heating Element)
Temp 🌡️: 515°F

Golden Lotus Reserve (2 grams) by The Real Cannabis Chris

👀: The jar design on this one was eye catching, featuring a trippy top sticker that instantly grabbed my attention. It depicted a wild scene of some random characters I don’t know surfing a massive wave while others watched from the sidelines but what really stood out was SpongeBob cheeks out with him spectating too. Hilarious little detail that added some personality. The jar was a classic thumbprint that Chris is known for it had a stable, clean, and visually satisfying look to it. The Guapa Pie 2 cold cure on the outside had very light pale color that was super appealing. In contrast, the Champaya x Pina 22 #13 in the center was a bit darker not dark by any means, but in comparison to the outer layer it was. They both had the same consistency for the most part with a nice not wet but not dry texture that was easy to scoop, not gooey or crumbly just a nice balanced texture. 9.7/10

👃: The nose on this one was exactly what I hoped for absolutely incredible. It hit with a loud scent right out of the jar, flooding my nostrils with a sweet, uniquely tropical candy aroma that was just amazing. I ways mention I smell a “Chris” scent in most these jars this one was present, though a bit more subtle than usual not as dominant, I happen to like this smell so it free doesn’t effect me either way. 9.5/10

👅: The taste on this one was right up my alley. It leaned into that fruity sweet profile, but more like candy than natural fruit which, if you haven’t picked up by now, is exactly my kind of vibe. One standout detail was the smoothness it dabbed like water. No harshness, no background noise just clean. Normally, I like to try chris jars in three way: outer layer, inner core, then a blend of both. But with this one? No chance. It was too good to do that, I just kept scooping until the jar was empty. 9.7/10

Overall: This jar from The Real Cannabis Chris was a standout honestly, its easily been one of my personal favorites from him to date and I’ve had quite the load. It checked every box for me. Chris always delivers across the board, and this one was no surprise. One detail I really appreciate about his Reserva Privada drops is how he lists the number of jars released. This one had just 72 out in the wild, which made me stop and think, thats only 144 grams total in circulation. It’s a decent amount, but when you consider how many people want a taste of something this dialed in, it’s actually pretty limited I mean 72 people get to to try this jar so that’s cool I guess. The main reason I picked this jar up was to finally try the Guapa Pie 2, which took 1st place at Full Moon Sesh Thailand 2025. It was pheno-hunted and selected by Chris, with genetics from @BSC_HarryPalms and let me tell you, it did not disappoint. I can 100% see why it took first. Chris keeps proving why he’s one of the best doing it, I def think the hype is real. Like I always say when I review one of his jars, if you get the chance to grab one, don’t hesitate. You won’t be disappointed. 9.7/10