Primetime’s Pineapple Purps (2 grams) (90-149u) by Real Cannabis Chris

May 23, 2025 sinsemillaville

Strain 🍦: 🏈🍍💜: Primetime’s Pineapple Purps (2 grams) (90-149u) by Real Cannabis Chris
Lineage/Genetics : unknown
Setup : Reverendmorse (Rig), Toro Terp Slide (Nail), Highly Educated SE (Pillar), Dab Rite Pro (Temp Reader), Disorderly Conduction (Heating Element)
Temp : 515°F

Primetime’s Pineapple Purps (2 grams) (90-149u) by Real Cannabis Chris

👀: The jar design is a standout, featuring an image on the front of people standing outside what appears to be a medieval-style castle—a cool and unique touch, even if I’m not sure about the exact reference. On the back, there’s a picture of Deion Sanders, famously known as “Prime Time,” tying into the jar’s bold and creative name. But that’s no surprise—Chris always comes up with the wildest names. When I opened the jar, I was blown away. The rosin’s color was absolutely stunning—an immaculate, glistening pearl white that radiated purity and freshness. 9.8

👃: The aroma of this strain is truly one-of-a-kind it’s like a pineapple, but cranked up to 10 with an intense, almost candy-like sweetness. It’s the kind of smell that keeps pulling you back; I couldn’t resist cracking the jar open over and over just to take another whiff. Honestly, who could blame me? With a terp profile this irresistible, it’s hard to put down. 9.4/10

👅: The terp profile on this one was nothing short of mind-blowing—each dab seemed to outdo the last. From the very first hit, I was greeted by a tropical explosion on my palate, like biting into a perfectly ripe, juicy pineapple. The vibrant sweetness was flawlessly balanced by a subtle tangy citrus sharpness. On the inhale, bright, candy-like fruit notes dominated, while the exhale revealed a delicate hint of citrus and a light earthy undertone. The flavor lingered beautifully, leaving a refreshing aftertaste that made every dab a pure delight. 9.7/10

Overall: Overall: Real Cannabis Chris absolutely nailed it with this one, hitting every category flawlessly. Every time I pick up a jar from Chris, I know I’m in for something special, and this one was no exception. The high was fantastic—definitely packed a punch, which is something I feel Chris occasionally misses to me at least, but not this time. He crushed it across the board. Honestly, this was a great pickup and easily one of my favorite Chris jars to date—and I’ve had my fair share of them. I’m just glad I got to experience it, though it’s a shame how quickly it disappeared. I find myself missing it all the time. If it wasn’t obvious already, I wouldn’t just double back for this one—I’d clear him out entirely. That’s how much I loved this strain. 9.7/10