Cultivar Review: King Neptune by Teds Budz
King Neptune] by [ Teds Budz/ King Neptune]
(Lineage/Genetics: [Neptune Og x Candyland])
Original Breeder: Unknown
Grower: Teds Budz
Terpene Profile/Chemovar: unknown
King Neptune Cannabis Cultivar (“Strain”) Review
Wrap used: [BackWood True Wrap]
Does it weight 3.5 or over: ✅
Weight of blunt:1.5
Aroma: 3/5
Soft nose. Opens up with a faint sweet musk, kind of like powdered candy with some earth under it. Not gassy, not creamy—more of a dry, floral tone. If you crack the nug, there’s a whisper of fruit peel and OG funk, but it’s shy. Doesn’t fill the room. You gotta get close and deep sniff it. Not trash, just quiet.
Break Down: 4/5
Nugs were dense—straight hardball status at first touch. Felt like they were cured for shelf life, not smokeability. But once you cracked ‘em, they broke down better than expected. Soft internal texture with a slight sponge feel, stems snapped clean. Rolled up smooth, held shape in the wrap, no dust or dry crumble. Clean break for a blunt, just wish they weren’t so rock solid on first grab.
Taste: 3/5
Smoke was clean but light. On the inhale, you get a soft earthy note with a touch of that candyland sweetness, but no loud flavor push. No gas, no cream, no deep funk—just a mellow floral sweetness that fades quick. Exhale had a slight herbal lean, almost like dried fruit skin. Nothing offensive, but nothing that grabbed me either.
High: 3.5/5
Came on smooth, no slap. Hit behind the eyes first, then settled into a mellow body float. Clear-headed, chill, not couchlocked. More of a mood softener than a banger. Had me coasting—vibed with music, didn’t feel rushed or drained.
Duration: 2.5/5
Didn’t last long. High faded out within an hour, maybe less. No strong comedown, just kind of disappeared mid-session. Lit it, chilled, felt it for a bit, then it was gone before I even realized. Didn’t build up or stick around. Needed to spark another to keep the vibe going. Quick burn, quick fade.
Overall: 3/5
Buds had the look—tight, frosty, proper structure—but everything else landed mid. Smell didn’t slap, taste was light, high was short. Burn was clean, white ash, no harsh hits, but it didn’t taste like much. You’ll finish the blunt with no struggle, but you won’t be talking about it after. It’s smoke, not pressure.
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