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Cultivar Review: Agent Garlic by Hype Train

September 16, 2025 yieldisdead Agent Garlic, Hype Train

BUDGET STRAIN REVIEWS #6 – AGENT GARLIC by Hype Train

📦 Indoor Flower – Half Oz (Smalls)
🧄 Type: Heavy Indica
📊 THC: 29.45% | CBD: 0%
💵 Price: Varies – Mid-tier
🎨 Bag: Loud art, stands out

Lineage/Genetics: Unknown

Original Breeder: unknown

Grower: Hype Train

Terpene Profile/Chemovar: Unknown

Agent Garlic Cannabis Cultivar (“Strain”) Review

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Aroma: 3/5
Opens with a garlic-soil funk, slight rubber. Not super loud but got a unique savory nose. Grows on you more than it punches you. Not nose-blinding, but definitely not bland.

Break Down: 3.5/5
Nugs dense as hell, trimmed well. Real firm — almost too tight. Rolls better in grinders. No shake, just fat little rock buds. Slight struggle to get airflow in some rolls, but no wetness.

Taste: 3.5/5
Flavor matches the smell. Garlic funk with earthy backend, little gas on the exhale. Cleaner than expected. Not a flavor chaser but smooth and smokable.

High: 3.5/5
Good everyday buzz. Hits the body more than the head. Calm, steady, and mellow — not sleepy unless you’re already burnt out. Great for chilling or staying productive on cruise mode.

Burn: 3/5
Didn’t burn wet, but it went out on me a few times — just from density. Once lit right, it smokes through. White-ish ash, not dirty.

Duration: 3/5
About 40–50 min high. Doesn’t slap, but doesn’t fade too fast either. Enough to enjoy without having to reload too soon.

Overall: 3.5/5
Agent Garlic’s a solid player. Not hype-chasing, but reliable. Flavor and high match the name, nothing off-brand. Could be in the regular rotation for sure. Good grab if you want something a lil different but dependable