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Cultivar Review: John Connor by Team Elite Genetics

July 16, 2025 yieldisdead John Connor, Sh3rb3t, Stryofoam Cup #2, Team Elite Genetic

yieldisdead John Connor @teamelitegenetics
Weight of 8th: 3.5g
Weight of Blunt: 1.50g
Wrap Used: Backwood True Wrap, Raw Hemp Wrap

Lineage/Genetics: Sh3rb3t x Styrofoam Cup #2

Original Breeder: Team Elite Genetics

Grower: Team Elite Genetics

Terpene Profile/Chemovar: Unknown

John Connor Cannabis Cultivar (“Strain”) Review

Aroma: 4/5
Soon as I cracked the jar, I caught that frozen dessert smell right away — icy gelato and jasmine tea, then it flips into this warm cake and peppermint blend. It’s not loud like gas, but the nose is unique and rich. Cold sweet with a cozy backend. Definitely stands out in a lineup.

Break Down: 4/5
Structure’s perfect. Buds broke down fluffy but dense, didn’t stick too crazy but still had that fresh pull feel. No crumble or dust. Moisture was dialed, trichomes thick, and it left that candy cane terpy oil on the tray. Rolled up easy — no gum up, no dry flake. Great cure.

Taste: 4/5
Flavor matched the smell — started creamy and floral on the inhale with a sweet gelato twist, then cooled into peppermint coffee cake on the exhale. Every puff felt like a new layer. Ash stayed white, flavor held steady down the whole blunt. Real smooth ride.

High: 4/5
This one creeps. First 10 mins I was chill, then boom — couch-locked, brain in reverse, body sunk in. Heavy sedative without being groggy. I wasn’t sleepy, but I was still. Time slowed, music slapped harder, and the munchies hit like clockwork. Full body stoner vibes — perfect for nighttime fadeouts or being stuck in creative thought.

Duration: 3.5/5
It rode out a good 2+ hours solid. Came on slow, stayed heavy, then faded out clean. No crash, no anxiety, just drifted. I stayed functional if I had to, but truthfully, I didn’t wanna move.

Overall: 4/5
John Connor one of them strains that feel like a movie. From the flavor to the high, it’s immersive. Not just fire, but themed out — creamy dessert gas with a deep mental fade. You not smoking this to run errands, you smoking this to unplug. Certified nightcap. Straight top shelf indica for the ones who like it heavy.