pink certz by sense cannabis strain review by yieldisdead

Cultivar Review: Pink Certz by Sense Cannabis (2025)

September 2, 2025 yieldisdead Pink Certz, Sense Cannabis

STRAIN REVIEW – PINK CERTZ by @sensecc

🌱 Type: Unknown (feels hybrid but weak on the indica side)
📦 Indoor Flower – Eighth Jar
💰 Price Range: Premium-tier price
📉 THC: 28.74% | Total Cannabinoids: 33.74%
🧪 Top Terps: Limonene, β-Myrcene, β-Caryophyllene
🔥 Profile: Menthol x Grape Gasoline

Lineage/Genetics; Unknown

Original Breeder: Unknown

Grower: Sense Cannabis

Terpene Profile/Chemovar: Limonene Dominant

Pink Certz Cannabis Cultivar (“Strain”) Review

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Aroma: 3.5/5

Real clean. Grape skin with a menthol edge. Doesn’t smack hard on the nose, but got a sharp, lab-clean smell. Cool intro, not unforgettable.

Breakdown: 4/5

Bud structure was on point. Tight, frosty, zero shake. Trimmed to perfection and fluffed up ideal for the roll. Straight A+ in the looks category.

Taste: 3/5

Smooth as hell, but lacking soul. Grape and mint whisper but never shout. Clean burn, no chemicals — but not memorable either. More form than flavor.

High: 2.5/5

Felt like it was about to go somewhere then just coasted. No elevation, no depth. Not relaxing, not giggly — just light. Felt like a polished diet weed.

Duration: 2.5/5

Thirty minutes tops. Not built for back-to-back sessions. Definitely not stretching into the next hour.

Overall: 3/5

Fire-looking weed that smokes mid. Real clean, boutique-style flower, but the experience wasn’t built to match the price tag. The worst part? Tried to chop it up at the event, show love and maybe get insight — bro was way more locked in on chasing females hyping up the booth for samples. DO BETTER!

The energy flipped quick when I peeped it — you could see it on his face. Like I wasn’t supposed to notice he was ignoring real smokers trying to talk game. Asked for a sample, got curved with some “check the dispo” line. Nah. Can’t support folks who can’t handle critique or connect without ego.

If your bud ain’t hitting and your vibe off — that’s a double L. Pink Certz ain’t bad, but it ain’t all that either. Drop the price or step up the high.