Cultivar Review: Chocolate Panda by Umami Genetics
Chocolate Panda 🍫🐼 by @umamigenetics @imperialclub_official
Lineage/Genetics: Undisclosed
Original Breeder: Undisclosed
Grower: Umami Genetics
Terpene Profile/Chemovar: Unknown
Chocolate Panda Cannabis Cultivar (“Strain”) Review
When you crack open the jar, Chocolate Panda hits with a floral, earthy, creamy richness layered with gassy sharpness and tropical sweetness, followed by subtle chocolate notes. On the breakdown, it’s rich, gassy, earthy, creamy, cookie likely, and floral sweet.The inhale is floral, sweet cream, earthy, and gassy, while the exhale leans creamy, rich, earthy, sharp, doughy, and umami sweetness.
The flavor is reminiscent of opening a bag of m&m or Hershey chocolate bar and you get artificial chocolate sweetness. The joint burned clean with white ash and a nice oil ring, smooth all the way through. The high is euphoric, relaxing, and clearheaded with a spacey edge. At first, there’s a light pressure in the head, making it feel airy, then it settles around the eyes, leaving them heavy yet soothing.
A tingly sensation spreads through the body, making you feel both airy and relaxed but slightly heavy at the same time. It makes you want to sit back and chill, but it’s not sedating enough to couch lock you. Overall, it’s a super euphoric strain perfect for midday to nighttime sessions when you want to unwind without completely shutting down.
Overall rating 8.7
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