first dance by ember valley strain review by yieldisdead 2

Cultivar Review: First Dance by Ember Valley

September 19, 2025 yieldisdead Ember Valley, First Dance

Ember Valley – First Dance (Indica)
📦 1/2 oz. (14g)
🌿 THC: 26.60% | Cannabinoids: 26.70% | CBD: 0.04% | Terpenes: 1.89%
🌱 Type: Indica
💵 Price: $120 (overpriced asf)

Lineage/Genetics: Unknown

Original Breeder: Unknown

Grower: Ember Valley

Terpene Profile/Chemovar: Unknown

First Dance Cannabis Cultivar (“Strain”) review

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Aroma: 4/5
Straight nose candy — loud enough, gassy-sweet funk with density to match. Bag appeal was beautiful, if we judged on looks and smell this would’ve been top shelf all day.

Break Down: 4/5
Dense, frosty nugs, rolled up nice. Sticky enough, solid trim, no shake or larf. Bro, presentation was A1.

Taste: 2.5/5
Flavor came across like a remixed ass strain. First hit had promise, but then it burned uneven and black/greyish — killed the smoke instantly. Nothing unique about the flavor, just mid.

High: 2.5/5
Basic indica buzz that didn’t deliver. Short, shallow high with no knockout body effect. Had me thinking “that’s it?” instead of sinking me into the couch.

Duration: 2/5
30 minutes tops before fading. Smooth comedown, but nothing memorable or sticky about it.

Overall: 3/5
This was straight hype packaging. Looks, density, and smell were A1 — but I didn’t come for a photoshoot, I came to get high. Burned dirty, tasted like a remix, and the high was short-lived. For $120 an ounce? Nah, this ain’t it.