Cultivar Review: Goofiez by Eugreen Farms
Goofiez (Jokerz x Apples & Bananas) by @eugreen_notill ✨
Lineage/Genetics: Jokerz x Apples and Bananas
Original Breeder: Unknown
Grower: Eugreen Farms
Terpene Profile: Unknown
Goofiez has stupendous bag appeal. Visually, it consists of a substantial layer of violet, borderline black leafage that’s so encrusted in trichomes the only anatomy that’s distinguishable is the outline of lateral veins on the leaves. It has some minor green foliage mixed in with frayed patches of burnt-orange pistil hairs providing enchanting color contrast. The trichomes are unbelievably profuse with long, bulky basal glands and massive, perfectly matured resin glands 😍
The nose on Goofiez is astonishing. It’s sweet, tart, fruity, and rich with a menagerie of candy, mixed berries, citrus, and vanilla cream. The aroma has an essential oil-esque depth to the body that completely envelops the senses with an artificial tang, literally reminiscent of candy. Breaking the flower open ramps up the presentation into a deep, ambrosial funk remarkable for caramelized sugar, candied fruit, and hints of chocolate 🍬
The taste on Goofiez is just as magnificent as the smell. It’s sugary, tangy, and doughy with a borderline unnatural sour fruit quality, kind of like frozen, concentrated fruit juice. It has a confectionary, creamy vanilla gassiness that revs up halfway through a joint, generating an even more palpable and tantalizing zest to the presentation. Its a toothsome and tantalizing treat of a taste that makes think of starbursts if they were coated in sugar and boiled in simple syrup 🍭
Goofiez has a potent effect. It starts with instant feelings of bliss, cerebral stimulation, and minor distractibility, but the bulk of the high slowly creeps up, enveloping the forehead, shoulders, and back of the neck in a heavy feeling of warmth and pressure. The flower is extra sticky, leaves a resinous residue on the fingers when handling, and burns perfectly to the last hit 😶🌫️
All in all, I loved Goofiez. It checks all of the boxes, but more than that, it’s a perfect combination of its genetics that will satisfy a sweet tooth for anyone who enjoys a good dessert cultivar. Eugreen knocked it out of the park, absolutely phenomenal work 🔥
*not for sale, educational purposes only*
Goofiez Cannabis Cultivar (Strain) Review
Goofiez has stupendous bag appeal. Visually, it consists of a substantial layer of violet, borderline black leafage that’s so encrusted in trichomes the only anatomy that’s distinguishable is the outline of lateral veins on the leaves. It has some minor green foliage mixed in with frayed patches of burnt-orange pistil hairs providing enchanting color contrast. The trichomes are unbelievably profuse with long, bulky basal glands and massive, perfectly matured resin glands 😍
The nose on Goofiez is astonishing. It’s sweet, tart, fruity, and rich with a menagerie of candy, mixed berries, citrus, and vanilla cream. The aroma has an essential oil-esque depth to the body that completely envelops the senses with an artificial tang, literally reminiscent of candy. Breaking the flower open ramps up the presentation into a deep, ambrosial funk remarkable for caramelized sugar, candied fruit, and hints of chocolate 🍬
The taste on Goofiez is just as magnificent as the smell. It’s sugary, tangy, and doughy with a borderline unnatural sour fruit quality, kind of like frozen, concentrated fruit juice. It has a confectionary, creamy vanilla gassiness that revs up halfway through a joint, generating an even more palpable and tantalizing zest to the presentation. Its a toothsome and tantalizing treat of a taste that makes think of starbursts if they were coated in sugar and boiled in simple syrup 🍭
Goofiez has a potent effect. It starts with instant feelings of bliss, cerebral stimulation, and minor distractibility, but the bulk of the high slowly creeps up, enveloping the forehead, shoulders, and back of the neck in a heavy feeling of warmth and pressure. The flower is extra sticky, leaves a resinous residue on the fingers when handling, and burns perfectly to the last hit 😶🌫️
All in all, I loved Goofiez. It checks all of the boxes, but more than that, it’s a perfect combination of its genetics that will satisfy a sweet tooth for anyone who enjoys a good dessert cultivar. Eugreen knocked it out of the park, absolutely phenomenal work 🔥
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