Hash Review: Pineapple Tart 90u Full Melt by The Real Cannabis Chris
Pineapple Tart 90u @therealcannabis_chris
WPFF 6star Full-Melt IWH
Single Source: The Real Cannabis Chris
Terpene Profile: Unknown
The jar opens to a perfect display of 6star full melt ice water hash. Made of an all white grainy beach sand, but has a delicate, creamy, waxy-taffy consistency on those soft, slick, easily workable long-stretching scoops. The nose is pretty loud, w/ a tropical pineapple candy profile that has equal parts sweets, herbals, haze, citrus, funk & fuel.
The session had epic performance & hit many preferences. The mouth was coated in sweet but sour candy pineapple, w/ tropical banana overtone & a cheesy orange citrus haze that has a hint of peachy passion-fruit blending into the herbal spicey backing. A sugary lemon-tart citrus w/ a burnt funky chem diesel fuel powers through the inhale w/ sharp lime salt pungency the punches the eyes & nostrils as well as the lungs.
The exhale was dominated by cheesy tropical pineapples, sour citrus, hazey herbal spices, & chem-fuel funk, when a surprising coconut creaminess emerged from the banana & started to take over the flavor later in the sessions duration. The Vapor was highly pressurized w/ hefty amounts of lung expansion, especially for the first 1:20.
The Vapor was a little pungent on the throat but it still had a mostly smooth delivery (w/ absurd flavor strength) that got smoother as the session progressed & especially once that creamy coconut started taking over while the herbal/citrus/fuel simultaneously started to simmer down. The oil melts insanely clean, & has unreal session duration, w/ ridiculous flavor retention. Sessions were lasting 2-3 minutes per glob & pulling productive clouds til the cash out. (462* high vapor 3dXL).
The clean cash out has minimal residue in its intriguing purple tinted wash that cleans up effortlessly. The effects hit hard w/ a powerful chest rush that sends a relaxing euphoria through the body while a heavy face melting pressure sets in. The mind is calmed, euphoric, partially alert/focused, but heavy w/ euphoric intoxication.
This one does me justice for productive mornings as well as winding down for bed.
Overall: 9.83/10
Overall this melt was top notch. Every category was peaked with high quality, & immense satisfaction while also hitting many of my preferences. The appeal is always enticing with the mandalorian melts, but this water hash was especially mesmerizing w/ its snow white beach sand appearance that was extra soft & delicate on the scoops. The terps were loud fresh out the freezer, but as it warmed up & eventually started to cure the terps really clarified & erupted w/ additional force.
The terps were heavy to the sweet tropical pineapples, but had an unexpected funky diesel powering through the profile. As I mentioned above the sessions were top notch, especially at the low temp of 462 that was burning clean for 2+min extended durations dab after dab while having saturating flavor, fat clouds, & intense lung pressure. The effects hit me on the heavy/indica side of things but always supplied a nice uplift, motivation, focus, & alertness during the initial onsets.
Big thanks to @sddankexclusive16 for looking out on this exclusive jar 3 times in a row last month. It was so damn good I kept finishing it before taking review notes. Anyone reading this would enjoy this jar as a potential favorite.
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Pineapple Tart 90u Full Melt Hash Review
The jar opens to a perfect display of 6star full melt ice water hash. Made of an all white grainy beach sand, but has a delicate, creamy, waxy-taffy consistency on those soft, slick, easily workable long-stretching scoops. The nose is pretty loud, w/ a tropical pineapple candy profile that has equal parts sweets, herbals, haze, citrus, funk & fuel.
The session had epic performance & hit many preferences. The mouth was coated in sweet but sour candy pineapple, w/ tropical banana overtone & a cheesy orange citrus haze that has a hint of peachy passion-fruit blending into the herbal spicey backing. A sugary lemon-tart citrus w/ a burnt funky chem diesel fuel powers through the inhale w/ sharp lime salt pungency the punches the eyes & nostrils as well as the lungs.
The exhale was dominated by cheesy tropical pineapples, sour citrus, hazey herbal spices, & chem-fuel funk, when a surprising coconut creaminess emerged from the banana & started to take over the flavor later in the sessions duration. The Vapor was highly pressurized w/ hefty amounts of lung expansion, especially for the first 1:20.
The Vapor was a little pungent on the throat but it still had a mostly smooth delivery (w/ absurd flavor strength) that got smoother as the session progressed & especially once that creamy coconut started taking over while the herbal/citrus/fuel simultaneously started to simmer down. The oil melts insanely clean, & has unreal session duration, w/ ridiculous flavor retention. Sessions were lasting 2-3 minutes per glob & pulling productive clouds til the cash out. (462* high vapor 3dXL).
The clean cash out has minimal residue in its intriguing purple tinted wash that cleans up effortlessly. The effects hit hard w/ a powerful chest rush that sends a relaxing euphoria through the body while a heavy face melting pressure sets in. The mind is calmed, euphoric, partially alert/focused, but heavy w/ euphoric intoxication.
This one does me justice for productive mornings as well as winding down for bed.
Overall: 9.83/10
Overall this melt was top notch. Every category was peaked with high quality, & immense satisfaction while also hitting many of my preferences. The appeal is always enticing with the mandalorian melts, but this water hash was especially mesmerizing w/ its snow white beach sand appearance that was extra soft & delicate on the scoops. The terps were loud fresh out the freezer, but as it warmed up & eventually started to cure the terps really clarified & erupted w/ additional force.
The terps were heavy to the sweet tropical pineapples, but had an unexpected funky diesel powering through the profile. As I mentioned above the sessions were top notch, especially at the low temp of 462 that was burning clean for 2+min extended durations dab after dab while having saturating flavor, fat clouds, & intense lung pressure. The effects hit me on the heavy/indica side of things but always supplied a nice uplift, motivation, focus, & alertness during the initial onsets.
Big thanks to @sddankexclusive16 for looking out on this exclusive jar 3 times in a row last month. It was so damn good I kept finishing it before taking review notes. Anyone reading this would enjoy this jar as a potential favorite.
NFSOT! Reviews 21+ only!
#calibudreviews #thehighestcriticpages #hash #710
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