Original Breeder: Seed Junky Genetics
Cultivated by: Sattva Cannabis
Terpene Profile: Unknown
Permanent Marker Cannabis Cultivar (Strain) Review
Package date: 01/19/23
Sum of cannabinoids: 37.83%
4.7/5 Aroma: As the namesake implies the first thing that hits you it he smell of a sharpie dipped in gasoline. Aside from that you can pick up hints of an astringent soapy chemical cleaner with a background of powdered sugar and lemon peels. It’s definitely a unique terpene profile. I was lucky enough to try this very fresh sample. When my girlfriend first smelled it it gave her a headache. I personally love it but I get how the complexity of it can be off putting to some.
4.7/5 Taste/smokeability: first flavors I get are really pungent fuel with the felt tip pen coming right behind it. This one actually stains the palate a bit which is nice. It rounds out with a faintly bittersweet lemon rind kind of taste that I really enjoy. The best expression of flavor for me is with papers. This sample burns so nice and even with a pure white ash and a decent resin ring around the paper. The smoke is really smooth with minimal expansion.
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4.8/5 Appearance: This strain is a looker for sure. It’s one of those kind of flowers you can look at for a long time and get lost in the complexity of it kind of like a mosaic painting. It’s just as much purple as it is green if that makes sense. The eighth that I got pretty much consisted of one giant top cola. Dense clusters of resin encrust every nook and cranny of this flower. Dark violet hues peppered throughout. The pale orange pistils give the color scheme a nice contrast. It really is beautiful to look at. I’m sure something this visually appealing will be a mainstay for some time to come.
4.9/5 Effect: This strain in particular is very heavy for me both in the head as well as the body. After smoking a decent amount my eyes feel heavy and my muscles are a bit looser. My thoughts are definitely slower. I’m so relaxed that I’m almost ready for a nap and it’s barely mid-day. This strain is great for anyone suffering from any anxiety, stress or insomnia. It might turn lunch and a movie quickly into a siesta. This strain stimulates appetite but not on an overtly extreme level. I can eat but I’m also not a cabinet clearing chip monster which is cool. These effects have legs too. I’d say it last longer than a lot other strains I’ve tried recently.
Overall: I was super blessed to be able to try this one. It’s a Doja exclusive and Seedjunky collab that pretty much no one else in my area has. Sattva has the real deal and it’s definitely refreshing to try something new. I tried a sample as soon as it was dry and it’s just one of those strains that really stands out to me. Whenever you see it be sure to get some for the head stash.