Strain Review: The Future by North Country Pharms
I got to sample North Country Pharms’ newest strain: The Future. I guess you guys are ready for that yet and your kids will like it?
Lineage/Genetics: Oreoz pheno
Original Breeder: North Country Pharms
Grower: North Country Pharms
Terpene Profile: Beta Caryophyllene Dominant
COA: https://share.confidentcannabis.com/samples/public/share/9d0909ee-0af6-48ea-811d-0592a52e89ad
The Future Cannabis Cultivar (Strain) Review
Aroma: Smells of earth, floral and a hint of fruit. It smelled deep? It wasn’t sharp? This one was hard to put a finger on for me.
Flavor: The smoke tastes peppery first and foremost topped by a light but dark tang. Almost like a pear or chocolate flavored sparkling water. I haven’t seen either on Wally World shelves but this is what I’ll imagine they would taste like.
Appearance: I can barely see the flower beneath the trichomes. It isn’t as sticky as you’d expect and I personally found that my jar of The Future tasted better after each burp on the next day. Another appearance note – What doesn’t look like that colorful of a bud is actually a future mural inside your grinder.
The well endowed by unassuming looking bud is a perfect analogy for the future. You never know what you’re gonna get. It doesn’t look like a box of chocolates but that’s life. In this particular timeline: The future is bright.
Experience: And the future feels nice. Physical or mental energy… whatever future you wants – future you gets. For me though, I only got to choose one at a time. I knew fucking time travel would come with caveats.
The effects are felt seemingly immediately. If you use this as a wake and bake, prepare for some time warp like effects.
I sat in one place tapping out this review on my phone with my thumbs because I was too involved to get up and grab my laptop from the (front) seat just a few feet away.
Try some of The Future. Future you will thank you.
PS: The puns just write themselves.
Featured image from North Country Pharms.
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