Cultivar Review: Vida Loca Pheno #5 by Relentless Melts

Vida Loca Pheno 5 @relentlessmelts Lineage/Genetics: (Puro loco {Lima Loca pheno} X Grateful Gak) Original Breeder🧬: New Moon Novelties @new.moon.novelties Grower: Relentless Melts Terpene Profile: Unknown

Vida Loca 5 Cannabis Cultivar (Strain) Review

Ending the current Vida Loca Series, we have pheno number 5 up for review & ‘5 on it’ will conclude the saga. Appeal: 9.6/10 Chunky arrow head nuggets of medium height, made of deep purples , with mid greens, light greens, & light purple inners with blue outer leafiness. Cheesy peachy orange pistils of medium-long length are plentiful on the dense colas with thick metallic mega-clusters of sandy amber & beige greasy resinous trichome heads of medium-large size with long white & wavy fuzzy dried stalks the press together easily on contact from the well done cure. The nug is crisp with the frozen finish, seems to be focused on a proper dry & cure for the burn, but with nice inner moisture and a sappy trichome stretch to go with it, even 8 weeks later it only increases in kiefiness just a touch. Excellent cure balances. Pretty nuggets. Aroma Profile: 9.3/10 Loud: 9.1/10 Orange creamsicle, with an orange citrus herbal haze, that holds the sugary sweet creamy deep fried cream puff greasiness like a fairgrounds powdered sugar elephant ear. Behind that is the lemon-lime grapefruit citrus, w/ the zkittlez candy fuel backing. A doughy funk, with a partial earthy musk hides with florals & zesty mango Chile herbals, with sherby pine diesel cookie undertone. The volume stayed pretty loud over the duration. Flavor: 9/10 Retention: 9.2/10 Ash: 9.7/10 Drip: 9.4/10 Very clean burn, white ash, minimal pepper flakes, & a nice fat solid terp ring. The flavor is decently strong, really bringing out the Orange creamsicle & deep fried cream puff haze. The lemon lime Z & spicy mango herbals blend with doughy cookie funk & sherby pine diesel notes for undertones. Flavor & burn stays consistent to the roach. Effect: 9.1/10 Potency: 9.2/10 Strong uplifted energy & focus, social confidence is boosted. A hazey cloudy background bake is warm & toasty, with nice body buzz. Eyes are low with headband & chest pressure. Eases into a more Stoney buzz over the 2.75 hour effect duration. Overall: 9.25/10 Another great expression of this genetic. Great appeal & burn. Good terps & flavor. Nice buzz. NFSOT! Reviews are for 21+! #calibudreviews #vidaloca5