Strain Review: Guava Cake by Official Gooniez

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Lineage/Genetics: Original Wedding Cake x Guava Gelato

Original Breeder: Unknown

Grower: Official Gooniez

Distributor: Kream of the Krop

Gooniez Guava Cake Strain Review

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With at least one batch reaching an eye popping 43+% Cannabinoids, Guava Cake quickly made headlines when batches first reached the rec market. The genetics are a bit of a mystery, but I found (Cherry Pie x Girl Scout Cookies) x Guava Gelato. That Cherry Pie x GSC seems to be called โ€œOriginal Wedding Cakeโ€ (which differs from the popularized โ€œWedding Cakeโ€ strain).

๐”ธ๐•ก๐•ก๐•–๐•’๐•ฃ๐•’๐•Ÿ๐•”๐•–: The 3.5 contained 5-6 spade shaped buds of a similar size and stature. None of these nugs are particularly large, but each sits plump and amply and weighs heavy on its thin stems. Supple to the touch with medium-heavy density. The buds possess a dark grape/raisin colored complexion with off-white, โ€œsandyโ€ trichome coverage and soft, ginger trichome clusters.

โ„•๐• ๐•ค๐•–: Guava Cake emits a rich and tangy scent which begs for a second whiff. The front end is pure fruit punch, with a particular emphasis on citrus and fleshy tropical fruit. The back end of the nose is where a sharp, nutty sweet-diesel kicks in, paired with a piney, every slightly mentholated โ€œsour creamโ€ and earthy undertone.

๐•Š๐•ž๐• ๐•œ๐•–: Guava Cakeโ€™s flavor is semi-sweet, doughy, herbal and woodsy with the tang of overripe tropical fruit ever present with each inhale. Fruit turns to rubber and earthy gelato-esque gas on the exhale. To keep it 100, itโ€™s a bit less terpy than the nose suggested.

๐”ผ๐•—๐•—๐•–๐•”๐•ฅ: Guava Cakeโ€™s onset begins with a steady buildup of cerebral pressure that you can feel the weight of. Reaching its apex after 10-15 minutes, Guava Cakeโ€™s high exhibits a heavy face melt and halo-like sense of pressure around the temples. The head change is stupefyingly blissful, time slowing, and trance-like. A subsequent numbing/loosening of the shoulders and legs almost slips by unnoticed given the intensity of the effects, but effectively hinders any attempts at physical productivity. High tolerance required.


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