Strain Review: Mitten Cake Batter by Louis Vuchron

Mitten Cake Batter

Lineage/Genetics: (Wedding Cake x Kush Mints)

Grown by: Louis Vuchron @louisvuchron.pdx

Bred by: Seed Junky Genetics @seedjunkycrew ✨

Terpene Profile: Unknown

Mitten Cake Batter Cannabis Cultivar (Strain) Review

mitten cake batter by louis vuchron strain review by pnw_chronic 2Mitten Cake Batter has magnificent bag appeal. These sizable, striking nugs are a vibrant amalgamation of lime green buds, emerald and dark purple foliage, and honey-orange pistils all enveloped in a bulky veneer of sparkling silver trichomes. The trichome hairs are lengthy and thickset with colossal resin glands on the end giving the buds a wet/greasy appearance under flash 😍

The nose on the Mitten Batter cake is spectacular. The first crack of the jar releases a torrent of sweet, cakey smells that flood the nose with notes of warm dough, sugar, and creamy vanilla. Breaking open the buds unleashes doughy and sugary candy bag aromas that pull at the nose hairs. The ground product smells sweet and herbal with a tiny splash of kush that tips off the lineage. I describe the profile as layers upon layers of sweet dough and vanilla cream – it literally reminds me of freshly baked sugary pastries 🎂

The flavor on the Mitten Cake Batter is superb. The taste is similar to the smell, in that it is primarily a sweet vanilla forward with creamy layers of cake and yeast. In the same way the smell makes my mouth water, the flavor of the MCB makes me smack my lips after each hit, relishing the decadent dessert flavors on display. The overall flavoring is sugary and doughy, reminding me of angel or sponge cake, or of birthday cake-flavored treats 🍰

The effect on the Mitten Cake Batter is delightful. It starts off with a relaxing head high and a soothing feeling in my neck and back. The flower is a bit of a creeper, though. After a couple joints I found myself blazed with glazed over eyes. The strain is mostly soft, somewhat sticky, and produces a moderate amount of fine grained kief when ground. It burns so smoothly that it feels like smoking cake-flavored oxygen 😶‍🌫️

All in all, I was blown away by the Mitten Cake Batter. It smashes all of the criteria while presenting a take on the “Wedding Cake” profile that gets me legitimately excited. The team at Louis knocked it out of the park with this one, they have some seriously diverse heaters on the shelves right now 🥵

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