Cultivar Review: Dirty Bird by Eastwood Gardens
Dirty Bird (Scotty 2 Hotty x Falcon 9) by @eastwood_portland_or 
bred by @exoticgenetix_official 
Lineage/Genetics: Scotty 2 Hotty x Falcon 9
Original Breeder: Exotic Genetix
Grower: Eastwood Gardens
Terpene Profile: Unknown
Dirty Bird Cannabis Cultivar (Strain) Review
In terms of visual appeal, the Dirty Bird is simply immaculate. Incandescent trichome crystals envelop each nug entirely, generating a jaw-dropping wreath of scintillating silver. A vibrant variegation of color manifests under the trichome chrysalis, ranging from dark violets and brilliant greens to exotic blacks and blues in between 
The nose on Dirty Bird is enchanting. It has a pungent burning rubber and race fuel forward accented with a deep, chocolatey twang. The scent is an increasingly complex combination of raunch, sugar, and gas that’s so enthralling and decadent that it stimulates the salivary glands on each whiff. Breaking the flower down elevates the expression into this titillating chocolate and petrol funk evocative of tootsie rolls dunked in gasoline 
The taste on Dirty Bird is similarly superb. It exhibits a roiling gasoline and burnt rubber flavoring with touches of savoriness and musk. A tangy overtone of candy showers the senses on each hit, complimenting the funky forward with a sublimating sweetened tinge. As the flower burns, notes of spiced cocoa and chocolate chip intermingle with discernible layers of diesel, polyethylene, and diatomaceous earth. The resulting taste combination is this masterful, full-bodied amalgamation of sweet gas that overtakes the palette 
The effect on Dirty Bird is stupefying. The cerebral impact can be felt almost immediately, inducing cognitive disorientation, feelings of euphoria, and a prominent headband sensation across the forehead. Physiologically, it produces a heaviness that feels incredibly relaxing without being overly incapacitating. The flower is perfectly cured, exhibiting a sticky, resinous surface, a flawless burn, and a slow moving combustion complete with velvety smooth drawls 
All in all, I absolutely loved the Dirty Bird. This is a prime example of superlative, top-shelf cultivar that easily meets and exceeds every criterion on the list. Eastwood exemplifies the best flower in PDX and this drop is just another example epitomizing why. Extraordinary work
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