Original Breeder: Unknown
Grower: Mendoja Farms
Processor: West Coast Alchemy
Terpene Profile: Unknown
Ztrawberry Banana Rosin Review
Continuing this serious push through the backlogged review queue, we kick off the West Coast Alchemy mini-series with Ztrawberry Banana, which was collabed with the legendary Mendoja Farms, who has long been on my bucket list to try Z terps from.
The jar opens up to a saucy waxy buddery surfaced all white cold cure, with a pinch of gold tan to the light white base. Warming up the jars gets viscous, very moist, & juicy, with major terps sauces slightly separating from the main mass. Whipping it brings it to a thicker creamy cake batter consistency, with a bit of an applesaucey stretch, (semi-taffy creamy stretch when cold). Amazing appeal. The terps are decently loud, and very sweet, it has that classic strawberry banana creamy vanilla Yoplait yogurt profile, carrying that same outdoorsy earthy woodsy herbal backing those genetics typically offer, but the candy zkittlez cross does the profile wonders, bringing it to life with major candy fuel terps, sugary, sweet, floral, lavender, lime, grapefruit, orange citrus, & gassy dankness. The Vapor flavor translates the aroma almost exact, with the outdoorsy bourbon woody funk sitting behind the strawnana sweet creamy yogurt terps, with the zkittlez really bringing it all together, with its sweet sugar, lime-grapefruit, & doughy florals doubling down with the sweet fruity side of the strawnana. The Vapor is clean af, smooth, but super pressurized with a pretty nice expando lung. The effects hit hard with an uplifting energy rush, confident, social, motivating.. the body buzz has pain relief and euphoric Stoney chest pressure, but has energy coursing through it as well. The mind has nice potent Stoney intoxication but is somewhat clear headed with that sharp focus setting the tone for a lot of thinking. The calming bake is still lingering when the energy wears down an hour and a half later, continuing with Stoney effects for another 2 hours for 3.5 total. Overall this stuff was awesome, the Z was perfect to amplify the strawnana.
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