Strain Review: Cypress OG by Amplified Farms

Next up from Amplified Farms is their Cypress OG. This is none other than the old school OG Kush.

Lineage/Genetics: OG Kush

Original Breeder: Unknown (Cypress Hill’s DJ?)

Grower: Amplified Farms

Terpene Profile: Myrcene Dominant

(Myrcene 0.892%

Limonene 0.561%

Beta-Caryophyllene 0.343%

Linalool 0.169%)

Cypress OG Strain Review

Total THC: 34.895%

Total cannabinoids: 42.426%

Total Terpenes: 2.313%

cypress og by amplified farms strain review by caleb chen macro

The lemon hits first, then the earthy, spicy tones, then the pinecones.

The high creeps. The smoke flavor is as sour as the nose promised me. It isn’t just full bodied, it is perfect bodied. It hits harder than expected, but is smooth enough to stifle a cough.

This high hits a nostalgic note. With a gong.

This is what I imagine Katt Williams means when he describes the looking-at-the-fridge-for-three-hours high. As long as one other person is able to relate, I will be happy. This high is one that has been lost to the mass market in its pure form. There are plenty of strains out there that are strong enough to get you somewhere where staring at a fridge is a side effect of your high – but that isn’t the stare-at-the-fridge high that got a shout out on stage.

Anyways, I guess my point is don’t smoke this in your kitchen? But do smoke it.

In conclusion: puff puff on this all day err’ day. Another buy more than one or you’ll regret it alert.

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Caleb Chen

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