Strain Review: NCP Runtz by North Country Pharms

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Lineage/Genetics: Runtz (Zkittlez x Gelato)

Original Breeder/Grower: North Country Pharms

Terpene Profile: Unknown

NCP Runtz Cannabis Cultivar (Strain) Review

When I was a young warthog… I was a stereotypical runtz picky eater. I’d go through an entire bag and leave it barely full with one color… banana yellow. I’d then eat all the bananas at once to minimize the amount of time that less than desirable flavor was in my mouth. They weren’t to be savored.

The cool thing about Runtz the cultivar is that it can be whatever you want it to be. It’ll hook right into your brain and associate with an age old memory. To you it’s the yellow runtz cuz you love it. To me it’s the purple peach thing that i hesitate to call a grape runtz. To someone doing a crazy markup on the street… maybe it’s Obama Runtz. Let’s stop the banter and say that Runtz has a lot of history. This ish right here, it’s called NCP Runtz and don’t you forget it.

The nug is purple-y and the pistils on the brown side. The trichomes give everything a golden sand of the desert oasis kind of tinge. Honestly though, it came in a mylar bag so I didn’t really feel like I was looking at the heads I knew should be there if the bag didn’t live in my pocket. The bag was… covered in kief all up on the inside as a tease of potential.

This is the kind of high that one minute you don’t notice it – likely cuz you’re still coughing – and the next minute, you’re blasted (this is also the way the high leaves). Body is effected but it could do stuff if needed. the head though, there’s definitely a debilitating amount of runtz that can be smoked. These high THC cultivars are not for the faint of heart but everyone should try some. Just pack a smaller bowl, take a smaller puff of the joint than you think you need to and enjoy the powerful high. If I had a time machine and future me could tell young me something it’d be this: eat all the runtz, smoke all the runtz – at least once.

Hakuna matata!

This sample was provided by NCP.

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