Hash Review: Alaskan Thunder Fuck Temple Balls by Vortex
⛈️ Vortex – Alaskan TF Temple Balls
Processor: Vortex
Vortex has been a staple in the province and my stash for some time now. They gained their dedicated following with a black Afghan hash, which was actually classic black sticky hash, a first at their price. Now, taking it up a notch are these live Alaskan Thunder Fuck bubble hash temple balls.
To start, the flower used is “live”. Just like in live resin the flower is frozen just after harvest to preserve as much of the original, true to flower, terpene profile as possible. This is then made in to bubble hash, a method that simply uses ice and water to separate the trichome heads from the rest of the plant material. Doing this produces the purest hash, so pure that it can be dabbed (hence the name, it bubbles instead of burns). Last, the individual 2g balls are rolled as a proof of quality, showing that enough terps and moisture were retained to stay sticky and cohere to itself.
The high here is the exceptional bit, showing off every bit of the care in processing. The input, Alaskan Thunder Fuck, is the perfect choice. Hard hitting, punchy genetics with more uplift than most strains this strong. All the steps taken ensure that the brighter profile is fully experienced, without the usual deeper coffee or burnt notes. At the start I was appreciating the light and smooth flavor, but before even getting through half the joint my face started melting. 1g, which is how much hash I normally put in a daytime J, was way too much. I became a puddle on the bathroom floor, feebly trying to tilt my head up to blow towards the exhaust. Thankfully there was not much sedation as I felt an intense buzzing at the front of my mind, though getting back to my feet was a struggle. The eventual crash was strong, not something that I could refresh with high limonene bud and a nap was necessary. When I woke up I rolled .2g up and it was more manageable, with the same intense body effects while letting the buzzing remain for the full high, rather than transform in to sleepiness.
Overall, if you are looking to get wrecked, here it is. For a bit now there has not been anything I had to be cautious with, but here it is. BEWARE! ⚠️⚡🥊⚡🤤
#vortex #vortexhash #livehash #livebubblehash #livetempleball #livebubblehashtempleball #alaskantf #alaskanthunderfuck #alaskanthunderfuckhash #livealaskanthunderfuck #sativahash
Alaskan Thunder Fuck Temple Balls Review
Vortex has been a staple in the province and my stash for some time now. They gained their dedicated following with a black Afghan hash, which was actually classic black sticky hash, a first at their price. Now, taking it up a notch are these live Alaskan Thunder Fuck bubble hash temple balls.
To start, the flower used is “live”. Just like in live resin the flower is frozen just after harvest to preserve as much of the original, true to flower, terpene profile as possible. This is then made in to bubble hash, a method that simply uses ice and water to separate the trichome heads from the rest of the plant material. Doing this produces the purest hash, so pure that it can be dabbed (hence the name, it bubbles instead of burns). Last, the individual 2g balls are rolled as a proof of quality, showing that enough terps and moisture were retained to stay sticky and cohere to itself.
The high here is the exceptional bit, showing off every bit of the care in processing. The input, Alaskan Thunder Fuck, is the perfect choice. Hard hitting, punchy genetics with more uplift than most strains this strong. All the steps taken ensure that the brighter profile is fully experienced, without the usual deeper coffee or burnt notes. At the start I was appreciating the light and smooth flavor, but before even getting through half the joint my face started melting. 1g, which is how much hash I normally put in a daytime J, was way too much. I became a puddle on the bathroom floor, feebly trying to tilt my head up to blow towards the exhaust. Thankfully there was not much sedation as I felt an intense buzzing at the front of my mind, though getting back to my feet was a struggle. The eventual crash was strong, not something that I could refresh with high limonene bud and a nap was necessary. When I woke up I rolled .2g up and it was more manageable, with the same intense body effects while letting the buzzing remain for the full high, rather than transform in to sleepiness.
Overall, if you are looking to get wrecked, here it is. For a bit now there has not been anything I had to be cautious with, but here it is. BEWARE! ⚠️⚡🥊⚡🤤
#vortex #vortexhash #livehash #livebubblehash #livetempleball #livebubblehashtempleball #alaskantf #alaskanthunderfuck #alaskanthunderfuckhash #livealaskanthunderfuck #sativahash
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