Strain Review: Wedding Cake by House Exotics
Wedding Cake (Animal Mints x Triangle Kush) by @houseexoticsaz
Rarely ever see people post about HE so I decided to show some love to the small batch growers💯 This one looked fire through the jar so you know I was excited to get into this one!
Lineage/Genetics: Triangle Kush x Animal Mints
Original Breeder: Seed Junky Genetics
Grower: House Exotics
House Exotics Wedding Cake Review
First impressions I would say this cake looks fresh out the bakery🍰Oversized buds layered in frost like a trichleches cake🥮 And the ridiculous amount of dreads is just the icing on this scrumptious lookin 🎂In my opinion 3-4 nugs in an eighth is prime, especially when 2 of em are christmas trees🎄 I do however have to ruin the fun by sadly saying this batch was no where near the correct cure. Very wet earthy almost hay like aroma arises from the jar leaving your excitement crushed. I’m very confused by this considering I bought a jar of LM11 the same day and both jars had the exact same harvest date (slide 10) So how is it that the LM had a perfect cure but this one had a terrible one? Somethings a lil 🐠 there.. So I let it sit in jar for about another 2 weeks but it just didn’t seem to get any better. Even after the extra cure, the only thing that came back was the upmost slightest kush aroma you could think of. But even that was masked by an overwhelming lingering earthiness. At this point I knew this bud was far past deceased. Now I bet y’all could guess how the flavor was..if you guessed a cakey kush with a slight musky aftertaste you were right! I’m just fuckin with you I wish. I mean this in the nicest way possible…it was horrendous. Reminded me of smoking high school mids out of a resin covered pipe. Just very earthy burnt resiny flavor. Quite unpleasant and not the best aftertaste. Unfortunately the effects were no better than the smoke. Very mild, head feels slightly spacey/airy, eventually finds its way behind eyes but hits like a scrawny 17 yr old boy. Zero body effects and the high lasts about 30 min max. Extremely let down by this batch of cake. All in all, i’m still a big fan of HE and will continue trying the strains they push out. I know what they are capable of creating and feel like they are just gettin started. However just like everything in life, looks can only get you so far🤷 #weddingcake #houseexotics #houseexoticsaz #frosty #medicalmarijuana #mmj #mmjarizona #mmjpatient #mmjcommunity #mmjlifestyle #cannabis #cannabiscommunity #arizonacannabis #arizonacannabiscommunity #cannabisculture #cannabissociety #cannabisreviewsCheck out more reviews by @slumpysmokes on Instagram! (www.instagram.com/slumpysmokes)