Cultivar Review: Grumpz by Eugreen Farms

Grumpz

Lineage/Genetics: (Runtz x Grape Mac)

Grown by: Eugreen Farms @eugreen_notill

Bred by: Cannarado Genetics @reallycannarado ✨

Terpene Profile: Unknown

Grumpz Cannabis Cultivar (Strain) Review

grumpz by eugreen farms strain review by pnw_chronic 2The Grumpz has stellar bag appeal. It’s characterized by medium to large, triangular-shaped nugs. The buds themselves are a mix of neon and forest green color with broad, pale mauve leafage. Individual, marigold colored pistil fibers emerge from the surface of the nugs here and there, and gigantic, granular trichomes cake the surface, making the buds look like they’re coated in sugar 😍

The smell on Grumpz is divine. It has a sweet, creamy, candy aroma coupled with an especially zesty gassiness. It also has a deep-seated, concord grape fragrance that bolsters the candied aroma, generating a sugary and fruity smell that makes me think of grape jolly ranchers dosed in kerosene. The profile also has an undercurrent of velvety earthiness that adds depth and nuance. Altogether, the blend of potent terpenes exhilarate the senses on every smell 🍬

The taste on Grumpz is just as phenomenal as the smell. It’s a dynamic flavor that starts off soaking the palette with a sugary, candied grape taste that’s dripping in zesty petrol gassiness. If also has hints of faintly floral sour lemon. As the joint burns down and resinates, the sour lemon flavoring evolves and overtakes the profile, blending with the candied side to produce a exquisite taste reminiscent of lemon heads and yellow sour patch kids 🍋

The Grumpz has a prominent effect. It creates a perceptible forehead pressure that spreads through the face, as well as moderate body feels that start in the shoulders and back. It’s a cognitively and physically tangible high that feels therapeutic and satisfying. The flower is somewhat sticky and leaves a mild resinous oil on the fingers. It smokes smoothly and effectively all the way down. 😶‍🌫️

All in all, Grumpz is extraordinary. It easily checks the box for bag appeal and high, but, like all of Eugreen’s cultivars, it really stands out in terms of its aromatic and flavor profile. The way the profile transforms as the flower burns creates a unique flavor spectrum that left me coming back for hit after hit until I smoked through my whole batch. Fantastic work all around 🔥

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