Strain Review: Zkittlez Cake by Mohave Cannabis Co.

Zkittlez Cake  By: @mohavecannabisco From:

Lineage/Genetics: (Zkittlez x Wedding Cake)

Original Breeder: Seed Junky Genetics

Grower: Mohave Cannabis Co.

Dispensary: Kind Meds

Zkittlez Cake Strain Review

Hit up the homies over last week to see what they had baking. Came across this zkittles cake that looked quite Scrumdiddlyumptious (candy man willy wonka) Since I’ve never tried this one or even seen it I was excited to cut into this cake🍰

Very dense pale green medium sized buds that almost seem to have a beige representation to them. Looks like the nugs were wrapped up in a yellow plush blanket. I like to say flower like this is more “furry” than “frosty”.

A sweet floral vanilla caramel fills your soul with comfort like a hug from your grandmama. Give it a little bend & snap and you’d swear a Werthers caramel candy was in your hand🍬 Fully break it down and that candy you had turned into a sweet vanilla sponge cake with a grape/honey drizzle🍰🍇🍯 Delicioso😮

I was hoping that delectable aroma would translate to the flavor but just like 98% of the time, disappointment..Very herbal, musky and surprisingly piney. There was about a 65/35 musk to pine ratio which is better than the other way around I guess but still not very enjoyable. The ONLY enjoyable thing was I tasted cracker jack for a split second on the exhale then it was back to the woods.

This hit surprisingly harder than I expected. Begins by creating that spacey heavy feeling in the head followed by thought scrambling & slightly weighted eyelids. Very uplifting and joyful, put that stoney grin on your face. For some reason this one made my heart feel like it had shockwaves and I could feel the beats in my neck, arms and legs🤔 Very fucking odd but I think it’s safe to say this one can be on the heavier side😅

Like most strains on my page, I enjoyed everything about this one..except the taste😂😐 I’m not going to do my usual rant about the “cure” cause we all know I sound like a broken record on that one🤣 We all know AZ sucks at curing it ain’t nothing new🤷🏽‍♂️ I would like to know who grew this one so if anyone has had this one recently or has an idea of where it came from please let me know!

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