Strain Review: Unicorn Poop by Focus North Gardens

This review has been a long time in the mix. I’ve been promising to review it “tomorrow” for like a month now. It’s been my next review for a solid 4 reviews now. I had planned on having it out recently, then my girl took it to her house. It felt like it wasn’t meant to be, but I’m finally reviewing the Unicorn Poop from @focusnorthgardens.

Lineage/Genetics: GMO x Sophisticated Lady

Original Breeder: ThugPug Genetics

Grower: Focus North Gardens

Dispensary: Oregrown

Unicorn Poop Strain Review

Part of the reason I took so much time to get this review out is that I’ve frankly been at a loss for words. It’s GMO funky with a gassy finish, but it’s also got ice cream and sherbert notes that add a sweet creaminess underneath. It’s really complex. I almost feel like a fraud reviewing this. You’re gonna have your own experience with this, and your own words to describe it.

Everything about this stuff is strong and complex. The smell fills the room when you open the dram, the high leaves you on your ass. Super relaxing, but I wouldn’t call it sleepy. It’s started my day a few times recently without any hint of sedation. Like, I was high as hell to start those days, but I didn’t go back to sleep and that’s what matters.

My friends at @thc.pdx carry some stuff from @focusnorthgardens, but I honestly try to buy it from @oregrownindustries. The budtenders there are fantastic and they carry pretty much everything these guys grow. Also, Crash, one of their budtenders, did a fantastic review of this stuff in his stories a while back, which really inspired me on this one. I really appreciate budtenders that are as passionate about this as I am. Training and education are super lacking in our industry, so it’s a pleasant thing to see someone care that much.

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