Strain Review: Wedding Cake by LOWD

I have some trouble photographing product from @thelowd. The trichomes actually wash out the rest of the picture. Shit is literally too pretty to photograph.

Their Wedding Cake, if I’m honest, isn’t quite as good as the three strains I’ve reviewed already from them. Terps aren’t quite as strong, and the high isn’t as pronounced. That’s like saying that Beethoven’s later work wasn’t quite up to his past quality. Doesn’t mean a whole lot when you’re starting from such a great position.

Lineage/Genetics: Triangle Kush x Animal Mints

Original Breeder: Seed Junky Genetics

Grower: LOWD

LOWD Wedding Cake Strain Review

This isn’t a doughy, cakey Wedding Cake. It’s got a sweet gassiness to it, combined with an almost meaty savory quality. Some of those doughier notes started to come through when I broke into the nug, but I had to look for them a little.

The high is the opposite of what I’d call a creeper. It hits pretty hard and fast, but plateaus relatively quick into a pleasant relaxation. It’s got a definite “Oh shit” factor on that first exhale, but I think it would be a good one for someone trying to learn to pull themselves out of that. Sometimes that immediately powerful high can fuck with your head and give some anxiety, but that goes away real quick with this.

This is a solid offering from @thelowd, but I preferred the Cake Mints and MAC 1. I’m hoping @thc.pdx can get ahold of some of their Jungle MAC soon, because that looks phenomenal. I always suggest Treehouse Collective for these guys because they have the best price I’ve been able to find.

Oh, I found a couple seeds in my eighth, so check your bowls and rolls before you spark up. Nobody likes having their weed randomly turn into an IED. Good news is, I get to just throw fire weed seeds around my yard and see if anything sticks. So that’s neat.

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