Strain Review: Terpee Slurpee by Eugreen Farms

I’ve been trying to smoke more @eugreen_notill lately. It’s not like I really needed to expand my repertoire in this department, but they’re weed is fucking fire. I grabbed this Terpee Slurpee from @thc.pdx on a whim when I was grabbing some other weed.

Lineage/Genetics: GMO x Orange Zkittlez

Original Breeder: Surfr Seeds

Pheno Hunter: Phat Panda

Grower: Eugreen Farms

Dispensary: TreeHouse Collective

Terpee Slurpee Strain Review

terpee slurpee by eugreen farms strain review by pdxstonemanI honestly haven’t been into the citrusy weed for a while. For the most part, you get the same thing with every batch. Jack terps at best, lemon Pledge, hurting lungs, and cough attacks at worst. That said, this stuff had some really unique qualities to the citrus notes it brought.

No cleaning supplies or artificial lemon here. I got orange zest and lemon-limeade. A lotta sweet, but not super tart fruit notes. Like, really pleasant.

The high was fairly active and functional for a GMO cross, but there were some notably relaxing qualities in the body high. There was a thought expansive quality to it that might lead to some anxiety in people who need control, but it’s probably for the best. Gotta face your shit eventually, right?

Overall a really solid offering if your looking for, say, hiking weed or something to get you through a tough shift. This review isn’t as in depth as I tend to aim for, but it was either this or Terpee Slurpee falls through the cracks, and that would be a travesty. Give @soil_goons a try if you get the chance. With how many people are carrying them these days, you’ll get a chance soon. Next ones I want to try from them are the Kitchen Sink and their Donny Burger. They really know those GMO crosses outta the park.

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One thought on “Strain Review: Terpee Slurpee by Eugreen Farms

  • August 31, 2021 at 3:39 pm

    Dudeman, thx for being here. I was bit of a connoisseur myself until an unfortunate accident cost me my sense of taste and smells bout eight years back. Btw, never skateboard without a helmet. At the time a 40yr smoker with the credo, “the nose knows.” Obviously things have changed since but my enjoyment of cannabis has not. I still appreciate the glory in every bud I consume just not in the depth I once had but from new angles I can still indulge in.
    Your perspective bring me a new lamp to the table and shines the lights I had on the attributes I once fawned over. Also your locale provides you with flowers that I see in my neighborhood shops. God bless my BT’s but they’ve got a lot to keep up on and all I have to do is smoke, so your reviews provide me with the answers I don’t have to bother the BT’s with asking. I can just walk in, comment on the weather, and say hey, got any of the Heights Fatso?? Dudeman says it kicks ass and he know his shit. I know, that was hypothetical and I’ve rambled in long enough, but keep up the good work and I’ll have to give that TerpSlurp a try. I am a terpinoline guy even tho I can’t taste it. Peace brah


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